I'm exactly like every girl you've ever met. Mediocrity at its finest.

UNC Alum, residing in the District. Employment consists of things completely unrelated to my degree. It currently sits at my parents house gathering dust. See "about" for more stuff.

 

grarse:

unlike contrary belief, the Straight White Male is more dangerous than the Great White Shark

Isn’t “unlike contrary belief” a double negative?

Yo marketing keynote speaker, you spelled Tumblr wrong.

Yo marketing keynote speaker, you spelled Tumblr wrong.

I want to complain about the lack of sleep I got last night but my roommate broke 8 bones in her face so.

I think I would look real cute with Natalie dormer style half head shave but I don’t want to lose that much hair because I love it so much

aidn:

lostincomaa:

how is this news

McLovin Jacks Off To Pictures Of Women, Is A Hero To All


Onion, killin it as usual

aidn:

lostincomaa:

how is this news

McLovin Jacks Off To Pictures Of Women, Is A Hero To All

Onion, killin it as usual

So my boyfriend got a digital painting commissioned for my birthday. It’s us riding giant dogs into battle. Him on a Newfoundland, and myself on a corgi.

So my boyfriend got a digital painting commissioned for my birthday. It’s us riding giant dogs into battle. Him on a Newfoundland, and myself on a corgi.

thedebonairgentlequeer:

wryer:

“In 1921, early suffragettes often donned a bathing suit and ate pizza in large groups to annoy men…it was a custom at the time.”

thedebonairgentlequeer:

wryer:

“In 1921, early suffragettes often donned a bathing suit and ate pizza in large groups to annoy men…it was a custom at the time.”

(Source: fat-grrrl-activism)

redscudery:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

decemberpaladin:

sizvideos:

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I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

Notice she says “who” it was and not “what” it was.

Yall I have tears